26 funny but useful Father's Day gifts that'll give your dad a good laugh

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If the father you’re shopping for is known for his humor, he’s sure to enjoy these 26 funny gifts.
From a meat bouquet to scotch-infused toothpicks, our top picks all include lots of laughs.
Need more ideas? Check out our overall best Father’s Day gifts and our specialized gift guides.

Editor’s note: It’s likely that many families will be spending Father’s Day apart this year due to the impact of the novel coronavirus. Nothing takes the place of time spent together, but if you’re looking to send a gift to Dad in lieu of a visit, we hope this list will help you find exactly what you’re looking for.

Many dads are – for better or worse – known for their humor.

Whether he really is the funniest guy you know or his dad jokes are simply hall of fame worthy, he might appreciate a good joke (and some lighthearted sentimentality) more than anything else on Father’s Day.

If he’s hard to shop for, these 26 funny gifts are an especially good jumping-off point. Pair them with one of our other favorite Father’s Day gifts or keep them short and sweet on their own.

The top 5 funny Father’s Day gifts:

2. A meat bouquet

4. “Game of Thrones”-inspired glasses

5. A custom portrait of your dad or family dog in the Renaissance style

If you’re looking for more Father’s Day gift ideas, we have you covered:

Below are 26 funny gifts for Father’s Day:

A Beeropoly board game

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For a fun night in with his family and kids, or for the next get-together with friends, this is something he’ll get a kick out of (and probably won’t already own).

A meat bouquet

Olympia Provisions Salami Bouquet, from $50

If a bouquet of delicious meat is more his speed than flowers, he’s going to really love this one filled with salami.

Scotch-infused toothpicks

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For the man who has everything, scotch-infused toothpicks take his love of the stuff to the next level.

“Game of Thrones”-inspired glasses

Premium Game of Thrones Hand-Etched Whiskey Glass (Set of 2), $36.96

Whether he reminds you of Jon Snow or he’s just demonstrated a great love for all things “Game of Thrones,” your dad will get a kick out of having this around. To make it more personalized, pick up a nice whiskey to pair with it.

A custom portrait of your dad or family dog in Renaissance style

Custom Royal Portrait, from $25.00

Send dad’s photo off to the professionals at Etsy for his very own custom royal portrait. Or, if you think he’d rather have this with the family pet as the subject, by all means get one of Fido in a Victorian-era dress.

A bidet

Tushy Spa Premium Warm Water Bidet Attachment, $119

I’ve given several bidet attachments and seats as gifts, and they always get a laugh, especially if the person enjoys potty humor. Long-term, bidets are lifechanging, and your dad will appreciate how useful it is. If $119 is a bit much for your budget, consider this under-$40 model instead or visit our bidet buying guide.

A mousepad with your smiling face

Custom Mouse Pad, from $9.99

If your pops regularly uses a mouse, you can put a smile on his face by creating a custom mouse pad featuring his favorite kid. Make a funny face, take a super-close-up selfie, or let your imagination run wild, and use the photo for your gift.

A breakfast sandwich maker that means business

Hamilton Beach Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker, $39.99

If he loves breakfast sandwiches, he’s probably going to be pretty enthusiastic when he opens this. It might seem gimmicky, but it has over 2,000 reviews on Amazon and a 4.6 rating. It’ll get some laughs as well for dad-sized breakfasts in the future.

Slang flashcards to keep up with the teens

Slang Flashcards, $12.62

Sometimes the jargon of “the youths” can sound like a foreign language. If dad might appreciate getting in on all the lingo, these helpful slang cards aspire to camouflage each and every parent as just another teen.

An eye glasses holder

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If dad is somehow always losing his glasses, a fun holder is a nice way to liven up his desk area, and keep track of them.

A box of fun and functional socks

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Father’s Day Gift Box, $38

Socks are every outfit’s opportunity for some flair. If dad might appreciate a few unforgettable pairs from a new brand, check out Happy Socks’ Father’s Day Gift Box, full of fun yet functional pairs. As with any holiday set, it also arrives looking gift-ready.

A book of “dad jokes”

Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes (Volume 1), $6.99

For more callous dad humor, you might look at the unapologetic “Sh*t My Dad Says.”

White Walker scotch

Johnnie Walker White Walker, from $30 — Drizly

Johnnie Walker White Walker Blended Scotch Whisky, from $39.99

An ode to eight beautiful, bittersweet seasons of “Game of Thrones” fandom.

A cookbook that is one long “ode to the Southern breakfast”

Big Bad Breakfast: The Most Important Book of the Day, $15.99

This book is basically a how-to for making every mouth-watering Southern breakfast Dad might ever want, and he’ll probably have a lot of fun making his way through each one.

A customized saint candle

Custom Prayer Candle, from $20

Yes, finally a way to express to dad just how miraculous you find him to be. Whether he’s fixing your garbage disposal because it’s making a weird sound or he always knows the right things to say, a saint candle with his face on it is one reminder that he’s pretty great in your eyes.

A customized bobblehead