If Huawei was a person, I’m sure that in the last year and a half, it has successfully grown a thick mustache, and it has a shiny black leather skirt on, and a pink tank top. Plus, there’s a raven-black wig on top that compliments the mustache. Now, imagine how this Huawei “person” holds a vacuum cleaner in hand and cleans the house, singing: “I want to break free!”